The Booty Report

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Arr matey! Hogan be sailin' left on abortion, tryin' to gain favor ahead o' a treacherous journey!

2024-05-16

Arrr matey! This scallywag of a governor be playin' both sides o' the plank! He be vetoing abortion laws in his own ship, but claimin' to be "pro-choice" on the high seas! He be talkin' 'bout supportin' a federal law for the lasses to have access to the procedure. Aye, he be a real landlubber!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! This former governor be talkin' 'bout expandin' abortion access and callin' himself "pro-choice." Aye, ye heard me right! He be vetoed legislation in Maryland, but now be singin' a different tune. He be sayin' he'd support a federal law to make sure them landlubbers can still get the procedure.
Now, I ain't no expert on politics, but this be soundin' like a change of heart to me. Maybe he be seein' the error of his ways, or maybe he be tryin' to win over some new supporters. Who knows what goes on in the mind of a politician?
But one thing be for certain, me hearties. This be a twist in the tale that even Blackbeard himself couldn't have seen comin'. So keep yer eyes peeled and yer ears open, for the winds of change be blowin' in the world of politics. And who knows what other surprises may be lurkin' on the horizon!

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