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Avast, me hearties! Justice Alito be flyin' th' 'Stop the Steal' flag from his ship after th' great 6th o' January! Arrr!

2024-05-16

Arrr mateys, a topsy-turvy flag, hoisted by Trump's loyalists in protest of Biden's win, fluttered o'er the justice's yard whilst the Supreme Court pondered an election squabble. Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, fit for a merry jest amongst the scallywags of politics!

Arrr mateys, ye won't believe the sight I beheld on the justice's front lawn! 'Twas an upside-down flag, a symbol of distress and defiance, hoisted high by them scallywags supporting Trump and disputing Biden's victory. The Supreme Court, the grandest ship in all the land, was deliberating an election case while this bold flag fluttered in the breeze.
The audacity of these Trump supporters, daring to question the outcome of the election and make a spectacle of themselves in front of the highest court in the land! 'Tis a sight that would make Blackbeard himself raise an eyebrow in surprise. But alas, 'tis the nature of politics in these turbulent times, where every buccaneer thinks they know the way to steer the ship.
But fear not, me hearties, for the Supreme Court be a sturdy vessel, built to weather any storm. Let these Trump supporters wave their flag and shout their protests, for in the end, the law be the ultimate compass that guides us all. And mayhaps, when the dust settles and the seas calm, we'll look back on this day and have a good laugh at the antics of these modern-day pirates.

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