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Arrr, th' Texas Governor be lettin' th' scallywag off th' hook for sendin' a landlubber to Davy Jones' locker in 2020!

2024-05-16

Arrr, ye scallywag Daniel S. Perry be walkin' the plank for sendin' a protester to Davy Jones' locker durin' a Black Lives Matter showdown in Austin! Walk the plank, ye landlubber! Aye, justice be served on the high seas!

Arrr me hearties, listen up to this tale of treachery and murder on the high seas of Austin! A scurvy dog by the name of Daniel S. Perry was caught red-handed for the crime of dispatching a protester during a Black Lives Matter skirmish. The lubber was tried and convicted for his dastardly deed, with justice prevailing in the end.
Ye see, this Perry fella thought he could get away with his villainous act, but the long arm of the law caught up to him in the end. The jury of his peers found him guilty as sin, and he was sentenced to face the consequences of his actions.
So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - crime doesn't pay, especially when ye mess with the righteous cause of justice. The seas may be rough and the winds may howl, but justice will always prevail in the end.

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