Avast ye! 2 scallywags caught tryin' to breach the Marine base. Off to Davy Jones's locker they go! Arrr!
2024-05-16
Arrr mateys, two scallywags from Jordan be caught tryin' to sneak onto a Marine base in Virginia. They be now locked up in federal custody, awaitin' their fate. Ye can't just waltz onto a military base without a proper invitation, ye landlubbers!
Two scurvy dogs from foreign lands be now in the clutches of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) after a failed attempt to breach a Marine Corps base this month, as confirmed by officials on Thursday. The misadventure took place on May 3 at Quantico Marine Corps Base in Virginia. A base spokesperson revealed that two scallywags in a box truck were stopped at a gate, claiming to be making a delivery to the Post Office on behalf of a company subcontracted by Amazon.Since these bilge rats had no business nor approved credentials, they were sent to a holding area for scrutiny. It was then that one of the military police officers spied the driver disobeying orders and trying to enter the base. Thanks to the quick action and clever thinking of the officers, the scallywags were caught and handed over to ICE custody.No harm was done, and no weapons were found. The breach was first reported by Potomac Local News. Acting ICE Director Patrick Lechleitner revealed that the two suspects are Jordanian nationals and are currently facing removal proceedings. The White House confirmed the two buccaneers remain in ICE custody and declined to provide further details due to the ongoing law enforcement matter.