The Booty Report

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Yarrr! Fierce tempests be pillaging Houston, claimin' 4 souls and leavin' landlubbers powerless by the thousands! Arrr!

2024-05-17

Ye scurvy dogs! The landlubbers in charge be cancelin' classes and leavin' us without power! Arrr, 'tis gonna be a long wait afore we see the light again. Keep a weather eye out, me hearties!

Arr, ye scallywags be listenin' up! Them school officials be cancelin' classes in the city on Friday, and hundreds of thousands be left without power! Avast ye, it be a dire situation indeed! It may take as much as 48 hours to restore power to some customers, so batten down the hatches and prepare for a long wait!
Ye best be gatherin' yer candles and lanterns, me hearties, for the darkness be settlin' in like a thick fog! The winds be howlin' and the seas be churnin', but fear not, for we be a strong and resilient crew! We'll weather this storm together, with a hearty laugh and a jolly jest to keep our spirits high!
So hoist the Jolly Roger and fly it high, me mateys! We'll get through this rough patch and emerge stronger than before! And remember, when the going gets tough, the tough get goin'! So let's rally together and show this storm who's boss! Arrrr!

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