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Arrr! The defense be skewerin' Bragg's prized mate Cohen for his crafty ways in court. Aye, the scallywag!

2024-05-17

Yarrr, me hearties! That scurvy dog, Michael Cohen, be talkin' nonsense in court! His tales be as empty as a lootless chest. The former president be laughin' at his tales of deceit. Shiver me timbers, what a sorry sight!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, Michael Cohen was scorned by none other than Donald Trump himself. After the 2016 election, Trump left Cohen in the dust, denying him a place by his side in the halls of power. Cohen, with delusions of grandeur, saw his dreams of high-ranking positions shattered before his very eyes. Trump saw through Cohen's incompetence and dropped him like a bad prom date.Reeling from rejection, Cohen's fury knew no bounds. He embarked on a campaign of lies and vengeance against the man he once idolized. However, Cohen's credibility was shredded in court, his lies laid bare for all to see. His compulsive lying was exposed, leaving him in a pile of mulch on the witness stand.Cohen's motives of revenge and greed were scrutinized, revealing a man driven by profit and spite. His fabrications were dismantled, leaving the jury to question his every word. Bragg's case against Trump relied on a foundation of falsehoods, with no credible evidence to support the charges.Ultimately, the trial became a spectacle of character assassination, with the judge and prosecutors determined to convict Trump by any means necessary. As Cohen's testimony crumbled, the true colors of the prosecution were revealed, raising doubts about their motives and integrity.In the end, it may be Bragg and his associates who should be on trial, not Donald Trump.

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