Arrr! Eastman be the first scallywag Trump ally to face the plank in the Arizona election scandal! Aye matey!
2024-05-17
Avast ye scallywags! The scoundrel behind a devilish scheme to use false electors in states where Donald J. Trump be bested in 2020 has been caught red-handed! This landlubber be one of 18 scallywags facing justice in the Arizona court! Aye, justice be served on the high seas!
Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! The scoundrel who thought he could trick the system by puttin' forward fake electors in states where Trump lost in 2020 is now facin' the wrath of the law! That filthy bilge rat be just one of 18 scallywags who be charged in the Arizona case, arr!Ye see, the plan was as sneaky as a sea serpent, but the authorities be catchin' wind of their treacherous ways. Now they be walkin' the plank straight into the hands of justice! The audacity of these landlubbers to think they could change the outcome of an election through deceit and trickery!
But fear not, me hearties, for justice be swift and merciless. These scallywags be learnin' a valuable lesson about the consequences of their actions. Let this be a warnin' to all who dare to tamper with the sacred process of democracy!
So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - ye can try to cheat the system, but in the end, the law will always catch up to ye. Arrr!