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News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Biden's fancy Title IX rule, Trump's trial truths, and other tales from Fox News Opinion! Aye, mateys!

2024-05-17

Avast ye lads and lasses! Set yer sights on the latest missives from Fox News Opinion, and behold the grand spectacle of videos from the likes of Sean Hannity and Raymond Arroyo. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure trove indeed for ye scallywags and landlubbers alike! Arrr!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, Fox News host Hannity be shreddin' Michael Cohen's credibility problems, arrr! Trump be seein' Biden's debate bid and raisin' it, says Hugh Hewitt. Biden's woke Title IX rule be so insane, it forces kids and teachers to lie, mateys! Gutfeld be warnin' don't expect a 'fair fight' in Trump-Biden debates, it ain't part of the Democrat playbook, savvy?Trump trial truths be revealin' 3 reasons why jury might acquit president, they be playin' 'em as chumps, argh! Fox News contributor Arroyo be callin' King Charles' new portrait a horror show, aye! A scallywag be thrown out of a California public library for discussin' fair play in women's sports, arrr! Gen X be ponderin' if they be the reason for crazy college protests, me hearties!A memo to James Carville be givin' the lowdown on why Trump be winnin', aye! And don't forget to check out the Cartoon of the Day on Fox News, ye scurvy dogs! That be the latest news from the high seas of politics, arrr!

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