Arrr, the scallywag American be linked to the demise of 4 lasses from the 1970s, says the Canadian constables!
2024-05-17
Arrr mateys! The scallywag Gary Allen Srery be causin' a ruckus in Canada in the 70s, hidin' from the law like a true landlubber. Now they be connectin' him to the deaths of 4 poor lasses. The seas be a treacherous place indeed!
Avast ye mateys, the Canadian po-po be makin' a grand announcement on Friday, linking the deaths of four fair lasses from 50 years gone by to a scurvy U.S. fugitive who sought refuge in Canada in the mid-70s. This scallywag, Gary Allen Srery, may also be tied to other unsolved crimes in Western Canada, so ye landlubbers best be sharin' any information ye have to help solve these mysteries.The coppers in Alberta revealed that Srery, who met his doom in an Idaho prison in 2011, was the bilge rat behind these heinous acts. Using the latest in DNA technology, they were able to connect the dots back to this scurvy dog.These crimes date back to the days of yore, when young lasses like Eva, Patricia, Melissa, and Barbara met their unfortunate ends in the wilds of Canada. It be a sad tale of hitchhiking, strangulation, and foul play.This scallywag Srery had a rap sheet longer than the plank on a pirate ship, with crimes ranging from rape to burglary. He sailed the seas of Canada under various aliases, living a life of crime until his final capture in 1998.Now that this scoundrel be feedin' the fish, the authorities be seekin' more information to bring closure to these cases. So if ye have any tidbits of info, don't be shy, speak up and help bring justice to these poor souls lost at sea.