The scallywag Youngkin be protectin' the treasure of them rebel rascals, arggh! No tax loot be taken from 'em!
2024-05-18
Arrr, the Virginia governor be sayin' nay to them scallywag Democrats tryin' to change the way we remember our Confederate history. Methinks he be holdin' fast to tradition like a true buccaneer! Aye, the past be a tricky sea to navigate, mateys!
Avast, me hearties! The Virginia governor be standin' firm against them scurvy dogs known as Democrats, who be tryin' to change the way we remember our Confederate history in the Commonwealth! Arrr, he be tellin' 'em to walk the plank, for he be havin' no patience for their shenanigans!Them Democrats be wantin' to tear down statues of ol' Confederate heroes and rename buildings and streets, but the governor be havin' none of it. He be sayin' that we can't be changin' the past, and that we need to be rememberin' it for what it be. Aye, he be standin' up for tradition and history!
So, me hearties, it be lookin' like the governor be holdin' strong against them landlubbers tryin' to rewrite our story. He be showin' 'em that he be the captain of this ship, and he be steerin' it in the right direction. So let's raise a tankard of grog to the governor, and hope that he continues to keep them Democrats at bay!