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Arrr, them scallywags be claimin' the flag be upside-down, cryin' "treason!" like a bunch o' landlubbers! Aye!

2024-05-18

Arrr mateys! 'Tis a strange tale indeed! Sailors cryin' for help turned into a wild protest, akin to swashbucklers believin' the election bein' plundered by scallywags. Aye, 'tis a fine mess we find ourselves in!

Arrr mateys, let me spin ye a tale of the humble SOS signal, originally used by sailors in distress but now being misused by landlubbers to protest a lost election. In the days of olde, when a ship was in dire straits, the crew would send out three short, three long, and three short blasts on the ol' horn, letting others know they needed help. But now, these scallywags who support Trump be usin' it to spread false tales of a stolen election!
Ye see, these bilge rats be claimin' that the election was stolen from their beloved Cap'n Trump, so they be sendin' out their SOS signals in the form of protests and rallies. They be wavin' their flags and shoutin' their chants, all the while spreadin' misinformation like a scurvy-ridden rat on a sinking ship!
But fear not, me hearties, for the truth will prevail in the end. These landlubbers may think they be clever with their misuse of the SOS signal, but they be naught but fools playin' a dangerous game. So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me friends, and be wary of those who would twist the noble tradition of the SOS signal for their own selfish gain.

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