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Arrr, Stefanik be yammerin' 'bout Biden, and singin' praises to Trump, in a speech to Israel's Parliament. Aye!

2024-05-18

Arrr, me hearties! The lass from New York be settin' sail to speak in Israel's Parliament. Aye, she be aimin' to take advantage of them scallywag Democrats' quarrels, makin' her the top dog amongst House Republicans. May the winds of politics blow in her favor!

Arrr me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags! The New York congresswoman be settin' sail to speak before Israel's Parliament, makin' her the highest-ranking House Republican to do so since the Oct. 7 attacks. Aye, she be lookin' to take advantage of the Democrats' quarrels and make her mark on the high seas of politics!
Arrr, 'tis a bold move she be makin', tryin' to show her mettle and gain some favor with the crew. The winds be blowin' in her favor, as she aims to make a splash in the choppy waters of international relations. Let's see if she can navigate the treacherous waters and come out on top!
So batten down the hatches me hearties, and keep a weather eye on the horizon. The New York congresswoman be makin' her play, lookin' to steer the ship of state in a new direction. Will she find smooth sailin' or be faced with rough waters ahead? Only time will tell, me mateys!

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