The Booty Report

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Arrr, Giuliani be gettin' a proper notice o' his doom in the Arizona election scuffle! Walk the plank, matey! Aye!

2024-05-18

Arrr! The scallywag been dodging the authorities for weeks, but they finally caught up to him as he was sailin' away from his 80th birthday bash. He be walkin' the plank to court on Tuesday, arrr! Aye, the old sea dog be in deep waters now!

Arrr matey, after many moons of trying to catch that scallywag, the officials finally served him the dreaded notice as he made his way out of his grand 80th birthday bash. The old sea dog must now prepare to face the judge on Tuesday, arrr!

It be a sight to see, I tell ye! The old buccaneer thought he could outrun the law, but they be catching up to him at last. No more swashbuckling for him, it be time to face the music in the court of law.

He may have thought he could sail the high seas forever, but now he must face the consequences of his actions. The officials be on his tail like a pack of hungry sharks, and there be no escape from the long arm of the law!

So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there: ye can run, but ye can't hide forever. The law be relentless, and it will catch up to ye eventually. And when it does, there be no more jolly rogering for ye, arrr!

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