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Arrr! Biden be talkin' to the lads at Morehouse College, hopin' to win favor with the black voters. Aye!

2024-05-19

Avast ye scallywags! The president's visit to the Black college in Atlanta hath caused quite the stir amongst the students. Many be unhappy with the U.S. backing of Israel in the war o'er in Gaza. Methinks there be some discontent brewin' on campus, arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! The president be sailin' to a historically Black college in Atlanta, but not all be raisin' the Jolly Roger in welcome. Some scallywags be grumblin' about the U.S. support for Israel's war in Gaza, wishin' to give the president a taste of the plank instead of a warm reception.
The seas be rough with discontent, me mateys, as some students and faculty be seein' the president's visit as an insult to their beliefs and values. They be raisin' the black flag of protest, demandin' a change in course from the powers that be.
But fear not, me hearties, for even in the stormiest of waters, there be those who be standin' firm in their support for the president. They be flyin' the colors of unity and cooperation, hopin' to find common ground in the turbulent seas of politics and ideology.
So let us raise a tankard of grog to the brave souls on both sides of this conflict, may they find a peaceful resolution to their differences and sail together into calmer waters. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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