Arrr, Houstonians be swelterin' like a scurvy dog in a sauna, for lack of power t' keep 'em cool!
2024-05-19
Arrr mateys, as the scorching sun beat down upon the land, the electric scallywags be promisin' to restore power by Sunday's end. But alas, them poor souls in the worst of the storm may be left in the dark for days to come. Aye, the pirate's life be full of surprises!
Arrr mateys, as the scorching sun beat down on the city, I be hearin' that the local power scallywags be sayin' most of the electricity would be back by late Sunday. But by Blackbeard's beard, them poor souls in the hardest-hit areas might be left in the dark for days longer!Ye best be grabbin' yer lanterns and flashlights, me hearties, for a dark night be upon us. The power be like gold to us landlubbers, and without it, we be left stranded like a ship with no wind in its sails.
But fear not, me buckos, for we pirates be a resilient bunch. We be used to rough seas and stormy weather. We'll weather this power outage like true buccaneers, with a hearty laugh and a swig of rum to keep our spirits high.
So batten down the hatches, me maties, and keep a weather eye on the horizon. The power may be out, but our hearts be burnin' bright with the spirit of adventure. Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!