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Arrr matey, I sail against the tide of the gender identity scallywags, for I be my own captain! Arrr!

2024-05-20

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and listen to me tale of how I became a fierce advocate for lasses and their specialness. May it inspire ye to stand up for what be right in this topsy-turvy world! Aye, the truth be our compass in these treacherous waters!

Arrr matey, I sail against the tide of the gender identity scallywags, for I be my own captain! Arrr!

Arr, me hearties! Aye, ye heard it right - this swashbucklin' pirate be fightin' for the rights of women, aye! Two moments changed me course o' action, they did.First, on March 18, 2022, I found meself changin' in a locker room with a scurvy male at our national championships - 'twas an eye-openin' experience, I tell ye!Then, on April 6, 2023, I was ambushed and set upon on a college campus in California fer speakin' out against the injustice at the championships. 'Twas a bloody affair, and I feared for me life like never before.As the sun sets on the horizon, I see a new wave o' feminism approachin', the likes o' which we've never seen - a wave where men claim to be the best women! 'Tis a dark secret of the NCAA, I tell ye!This new wave aims for equal outcomes for all, makin' men and women the same - aye, ye heard right! But I stand firm in me belief that men and women be equal but not the same, each with their own strengths and weaknesses.The fight for women's rights and dignity continues, as men try to infiltrate female spaces, erasin' the hard-won rights o' women. But fear not, me hearties, for this old pirate will continue to speak the truth and stand up for what's right. The battle may be fierce, but this pirate be ready for whatever lies ahead!

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