The Booty Report

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Ye scallywag Biden be bribin' fer votes, and ye be footin' th' bill! Aye, the plunderin' be in yer pocket! Arrr!

2024-05-20

Arr matey, Biden be sailin' the federal coffers toward his own loyal crew, all while claimin' he be battlin' the wind and waves of climate change. Aye, 'tis a clever ruse to win votes, but beware the treacherous waters ahead!

Avast ye scallywags! The current president, Joe Biden, be makin' a play like no other to buy votes. He be directin' federal funds towards communities likely to support him, all under the pretense of fightin' climate change. But the scallywag didn't get Congress's approval for this massive spendin'. He be twistin' the constitution like a pirate's peg leg while smoothin' his path to re-election.While all presidents use federal coin to secure political favors, Biden be takin' the cake with his targeted spendin'. He started this scheme in 2021 with an executive order callin' for 40% of certain Federal booty to flow to disadvantaged communities. This plan covers a vast amount of federal spendin', with the infrastructure law alone earmarkin' $68 billion for this purpose.The Biden administration be usin' a "screenin' tool" map to decide where the funds go, targetin' census tracts they deem disadvantaged. This be a thinly veiled effort to funnel money to minority communities that tend to vote Democratic.This scheme, known as Justice40, be a crude form of racial profilin' to determine who gets taxpayer doubloons. The Biden administration be expandin' it to cover over 400 federal programs, divertin' funds in ways Congress never intended. This be a blatant attempt to gain an unfair political advantage.In the end, Biden be not just buyin' votes with taxpayer gold, he be underminin' the constitution itself. His quest for power be masked as climate action, but it's all about keepin' himself in the captain's chair. This ain't about helpin' the needy or savin' the environment, it be a power grab of historic proportions.

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