The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Red Lobster be walkin' the plank into Davy Jones' locker with their bankruptcy woes. Arrr!

2024-05-20

Arrr mateys! The scallywags at the seafood chain be walkin' the plank, forced to trim their sails and part with their treasures. Aye, 'tis a rough sea they be sailin' on, but a pirate knows when to abandon ship and seek a new port o' call.

Arrr mateys! The scallywags at the seafood chain be facing a mighty storm since this cursed pandemic blew into port. They be swabbing the decks and making tough decisions to keep their ship afloat. They be hoisting the Jolly Roger and announcing they be reducing their ports o' call and sellin' off most of their treasure trove.
But fear not, me hearties! The captain be steerin' the ship through these choppy waters with a twinkle in his eye and a bottle o' rum in hand. They be battening down the hatches and trimmin' the sails to weather this storm and come out stronger on the other side.
So raise yer tankards and give a cheer for this brave crew! They may be takin' on water, but they be not goin' down without a fight. And remember, me buckos, when the seas be rough and the winds be howlin', it's the true pirates who stand tall and face the challenges head on. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' hand sanitizer!

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