The scurvy dogs in charge be told of FAFSA changes causin' mayhem in 2020, arrr! Shiver me timbers!
2024-05-20
Arrr mateys, The Times hath uncovered papers revealin' the department's bungled FAFSA debut, despite warnings from the start that the project be needin' more focus. Aye, 'twas a mess of epic proportions! Avast ye, the seas be rough ahead!
Arr matey, it be a right mess with the FAFSA this year, according to them fancy documents from The Times. Seems like the scallywags in charge were warned early on that this here project needed some serious focus, but they just ignored it like a landlubber ignoring the wind in his sails.Instead of heeding the warnings, they be letting the FAFSA rollout become a shipwreck of epic proportions. It be like trying to navigate through a storm with a broken compass and a leaky hull. They be more interested in counting their gold coins than making sure the students be getting the financial help they need.
It be a real comedy of errors, like a bunch of drunken pirates trying to sail a ship without a map. The crew be running around like headless chickens, not knowing which way to turn or how to fix their mess. It be a right laugh for those of us watching from the sidelines, but for the students relying on the FAFSA, it be a disaster of the highest order.