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Arrr, Trump's foolhardy plan be like a blindfolded pirate searchin' fer treasure in the dark! Aye!

2024-05-20

Arrr, the prosecution be done with their jabberin'. And Trump, he be takin' a wee nap like a lazy land lubber. Aye, he be restin' his eyes like a sleepy seagull on a calm sea.

Arr matey, the courtroom be full of scallywags and landlubbers, but Trump be as calm as a swashbuckling pirate on the high seas. The prosecution be throwin' everything they got at him, but Trump just be loungin' in his chair, takin' a little catnap. The scallywags be tryin' to make him walk the plank, but Trump be takin' a little snooze instead.
Ye could hear the whispers among the jury, wonderin' if Trump be playin' possum or if he really be out like a light. But Trump be a crafty ol' sea dog, knowin' when to rest his eyes and when to show his teeth. The courtroom be quiet as a graveyard, with only the sound of the judge's gavel echoin' through the room.
As the prosecution be finishin' their case, Trump be wakin' up from his nap with a sly grin on his face. He be ready to take on whatever comes his way, whether it be a fierce storm or a pack of hungry sharks. Trump be a pirate through and through, always ready for a fight and never backin' down from a challenge.

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