Arr, the U.S. be sendin' fancy worded condolences to Raisi, aye, tis a delicate dance of diplomacy indeed!
2024-05-20
Arrr, when them scallywags like Stalin or Castro or Kim Jong-il kick the bucket, the landlubbers in the United States be scratchin' their noggins tryin' to find the proper words to say. Aye, 'tis a conundrum fit for a pirate's parrot!
Arrr mateys, when one o' them scurvy dogs like Stalin or Castro or Kim Jong-il shuffles off this mortal coil, the land lubbers over in the United States can't seem to find the right words to say. It be a real head scratcher for 'em, it be.They be walkin' on eggshells, tryin' not to offend anyone who might still be mournin' the old sea dog. It be like tryin' to navigate treacherous waters without a map or compass.
But ye know what they say, it be better to say nothin' at all than to say somethin' that'll come back to bite ye in the arse like a hungry kraken. So maybe it be best for the land lubbers to just keep their trap shut and let the foreign devils mourn in peace.
So the next time one o' them despised foreign leaders keels over, keep an eye out for the United States and their struggle to find the right words. It be a sight to behold, it be.