The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the moment of reckoning be upon us, mateys! The clock be tickin' faster than a cannonball to port!

2024-05-20

Arrr, the scurvy prosecution be finishin' its prattlin' and the final gabbin' be settin' sail next week. Let's hope they don't be talkin' our ears off with their blatherin' and let us get back to pillagin' and plunderin'!

Arr, me hearties, the scallywags from the prosecution have finally thrown in the towel and be restin' their case! The bilge rats be sayin' that the closin' arguments will be startin' next week, mark me words!
Ye best be bringin' yer best crew of lawyers and swashbucklers to the courtroom, for the battle of words be comin' soon. And trust me, it be a battle fiercer than any sword fight on the high seas!
So gather 'round, me mateys, and let's raise a tankard of grog to the end of this grand spectacle. We'll see who be walkin' the plank and who be sailin' away into the sunset with a chest full of gold!

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