The Booty Report

Arrr! The V.A. be payin' out booty to 1 million landlubbers under Burn Pit Law, says Biden soon to declare.

2024-05-21

Arrr, the captain be sailin' to New Hampshire to parley about carin' for the brave veterans plagued by toxic exposure. Aye, a matter close to his own heart and mayhaps his campaign's treasure map as well.

Arrr mateys, listen up! The president be sailin' to New Hampshire to talk about helpin' the brave veterans who be sufferin' from poison exposure. This be a matter close to his heart, and his crew be thinkin' it might win 'im some favor with the people come election time.
Now, ye might be wonderin', why be the president so keen on helpin' these poor souls? Well, it be a tale as old as time - seems like he himself be havin' some experience with the dangers of poison, so he be wantin' to make sure that no other sailor be sufferin' the same fate.
So off he sails, with his trusty crew in tow, ready to do battle with the forces of toxic exposure and fight for the rights of them veterans. Let's hope that his efforts be not in vain, and that the good people of New Hampshire be listenin' to his words with open hearts and minds.

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