The scallywag in charge of Dartmouth be in trouble with the crew for his protest shenanigans. Arrr!
2024-05-21
Arrr! The President, Sian Leah Beilock, be summoning the constables after a scuffle broke out at a pro-Palestinian camp on campus! Aye, a bystander and a learned professor be getting themselves injured in the process. Avast ye, it be a right mess on the high seas of academia!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The president, Sian Leah Beilock, be a-callin' in the constables just hours after a pro-Palestinian encampment sprung up on campus. Aye, a bystander and a learned professor be gettin' themselves injured in the scuffle. Blimey!Now ye may be wonderin', why did the president summon the law dogs so quick? Well, it be said that the encampment be causin' a ruckus and disruptin' the peace on campus. Aye, ye can't be settin' up camp wherever ye please, not without proper permissions and such!
But fear not me hearties, for justice shall prevail! The constables be investigatin' the matter and makin' sure the campus be safe for all who tread upon it. Let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags who think ye can just pitch a tent and cause a commotion without consequences!
So let this tale be a warnin' to ye all: respect the rules of the land, or face the consequences. And remember, always be mindful of where ye be plantin' yer flag, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank!