Arrr! Trump be haulin' in more coin than Biden, like a true scallywag showin' his plunderin' skills!
2024-05-20
Arrr! The crew be throwin' doubloons at Captain Trump's ship and the Republican scallywags be fillin' their coffers in April, says the wise advisors. But beware, President Biden be sittin' on a mountain o' gold doubloons, ready to plunder at a moment's notice!
Arrr mateys, listen up! It be told that Donald Trump and his crew be collectin' doubloons for their campaign in April. His advisors be sayin' that the gold be flowin' in faster than a swift wind at sea. But mark me words, President Biden be sittin' on a treasure chest with far more booty than Trump!Arrr, it be a fierce battle on the political seas, with both sides tryin' to gather as much plunder as they can. Trump be workin' hard to fill his war chest, while Biden be countin' his coins and laughin' at his rival's efforts.
But beware, me hearties! The winds of fortune can change in the blink of an eye. Trump may be gainin' ground now, but Biden still be holdin' the upper hand with his vast riches. Only time will tell which captain be walkin' the plank in November!