Arrr, the Judge be holdin' the fate of Trump in 'is hands! What a tale to be told, mateys!
2024-05-21
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Arrr, me hearties! In the case of NY v Trump, the judge be considerin' the defense's motion to dismiss after the prosecution rests its case. Meanwhile, Rex Heuermann's family be keepin' a dark scrapbook with a gruesome piece of evidence, so they say. Over on the Fox News, Bill Maher and Gutfeld be clashin' over Trump, arguin' about what be most important. And what be goin' on with Ben Affleck? He be skippin' Jennifer Lopez's premiere, launchin' a Hollywood love tour amid split rumors.Listen to this, me hearties! A man on the run from the coppers for two months be found hidin' in a clothes dryer, "tumble-ready" indeed. And in the political arena, Trump be toppin' Biden in the campaign cash dash, gearin' up for a showdown in 2024. Biden be wantin' to speed up the backlog of migrant asylum seekers in blue cities, feelin' the pressure from the Dems.On the entertainment front, things be gettin' spicy! Michael Cohen's admitted theft from the Trump Organization be leavin' MSNBC and CNN hosts speechless. Some be callin' him 'irrelevant,' others a 'just a thief.' And Pope Francis be suggestin' that bein' 'conservative' be a 'suicidal attitude' in a rare interview. What a time to be alive in these turbulent waters of news and happenings!