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Arrr, can Cap'n Trump win back the fear o' the high seas? Morning Glory be watchin'!

2024-05-21

Arrr, ever since President Biden came aboard, 'tis been a right mess! The Taliban plundered Afghanistan, Putin raided Ukraine, Hamas stormed Israel, and Iran's scallywags be causin' mayhem! Ye think Trump could have stopped the scoundrels? Aye, he be a salty dog indeed!

In the days of yore, the dastardly Russian dictator Putin hath invaded Ukraine not once, but twice! Once under the rule of former President Obama and again whilst Joe Biden sat upon the throne. Aye, 'tis a treacherous tale, indeed.When Obama hastily withdrew American forces from Iraq, 'twas akin to opening Pandora's box. ISIS, the scallywags, emerged in 2013 and swiftly seized lands in Iraq and Syria by 2014.Then, in sails Donald Trump in 2017, and lo and behold, the ISIS caliphate crumbled like a cookie! Mosul and Raqqa, the jewels in their tarnished crown, fell to the might of the American forces.But the salty sea of politics churns on. Obama struck a deal with Iran, Trump broke it, and Biden tried to mend it. Yet Iran, like a wily fox, evaded the grasp of consequence.Meanwhile, the Taliban danced a merry jig with Trump, but once Biden took the stage, they showed their true colors. The retreat from Afghanistan was a saga of calamity and woe.Amidst the chaos, Assad dared to defy Trump, who answered with missile strikes. Russian troops felt the sting of American resolve, and peace prevailed for a time.Yet Iran, emboldened by Biden's overtures, stirred up trouble across the Middle East. From Lebanon to Yemen, their proxies wreaked havoc, undeterred by Team Biden's feeble attempts.As Putin's shadow looms over Ukraine and China rattles its sabers, the question lingers: Were we safer under Trump's watch or Biden's fumbling grasp? National security, like a forgotten treasure, waits to be reclaimed by a leader bold and true.And so, the saga continues, a tale of power, politics, and the ever-shifting tides of history. Will the next chapter bring clarity or chaos? Only time will tell, mateys.

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