Arrr! Michael Cohen be throwin' a curveball that could scuttle the prosecution's ship! Shiver me timbers, matey!
2024-05-21
Arrr! Michael Cohen be a scallywag of the highest order! He be addin' embezzlement to his list o' crimes, alongside fraud, perjury, and tax evasion. A true villain of the seas, that one be!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, Michael Cohen has added shameless thief to his already odious descriptions as the star witness in a farcical prosecution of former President Donald Trump. Cohen, a prodigious liar, admitted to stealing $30,000 from the Trump Organization through deceitful means. He then pilfered an additional $30,000 by inflating his charges to Trump, all while the District Attorney knew of his larceny but chose to make him their central witness. Cohen's unabashed greed was further exposed as he tried to monetize his connection to Trump by swindling corporations for imaginary influence.Despite being torn to pieces on cross-examination, Cohen continued to lie and deceive the jury. The defense revealed more of his schemes, including a $60,000 rip-off of his boss under the guise of "self-help." As the trial continued, it became clear that the case rested solely on Cohen's unreliable testimony. The judge's bias against Trump and the prosecution's unethical tactics have turned the trial into a circus, with a verdict seemingly predetermined by animus rather than evidence.It is evident that this trial is a persecution, not a legitimate prosecution. The District Attorney and judge are abusing their power to denigrate Trump for political gain, disregarding ethical standards and manipulating the legal system. Only the jurors have the power to stop this miscarriage of justice, but the question remains whether they will see through the charade and deliver a fair verdict.