Arr mateys! Giuliani and Trump's scallywags be walkin' the plank in Arizona for their election mischief!
2024-05-21
Arrr mateys! 50 scallywags, including the former Captain Donald J. Trump, be facin' charges in four states for tryin' to keep the old sea dog in power after his ship went down in 2020. Avast ye, it be a mutinous affair indeed! Arrr!
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scurvy dogs! I've got some news that'll make ye laugh harder than a parrot on a peg leg. A grand total of 50 landlubbers, including that scallywag former President Donald J. Trump, be facin' charges in four states for tryin' to keep the scurvy dog in power after he lost in 2020. Aye, the gall of these scallywags!They be tryin' to pull a fast one on the whole crew, but the law be catchin' up to 'em like a shark catchin' a seal. Ye can bet yer last doubloon that justice will be served, and these bilge rats will be walkin' the plank soon enough. It be a tale as old as the sea itself - power corrupts, and those who be thirstin' for it will do whatever it takes to hold onto it.
So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags out there - don't be messin' with the rules of the sea, or ye'll find yerself in Davy Jones' locker quicker than ye can say "Shiver me timbers!" Aye, the law be like a cannonball - once it's fired, there be no stoppin' it. So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and prepare for the storm that's a-brewin'!