Arrr! Can the scallywags embrace votin' by mail? Pennsylvania be puttin' 'em to the test, mateys! Arrr!
2024-05-21
Arrr mateys, them scallywags be tryin' to convince us to use votin' methods they've been trashin' for ages. Aye, good luck with that, ye landlubbers! We ain't fallin' for yer tricks!
Avast ye mateys! Ye scallywags in the Republican party be tryin' to pull a fast one on ye voters by convincin' ye to use votin' methods that they've been trashin' fer years. Arrr, 'tis a tricky situation indeed!They be wantin' ye to believe that mail-in votin' and early votin' be safe and secure, when jus' the other day they be callin' them methods fraudulent and full o' bilge. 'Tis like tryin' to sail with a leaky ship!
But me hearties, don't be fooled by their fancy talk and smooth sailin'. They be tryin' to change their tune when the winds be blowin' in a different direction. 'Tis like a pirate tryin' to convince ye that he's a noble merchant!
So gather ye crew and keep a weather eye on how they be tryin' to spin their yarns. Don't be swayed by their silver tongues and empty promises. Stay true to yer gut and vote with a clear conscience, me hearties!