Arrr, them Mexican authorities be findin' a stack o' bodies in the resort city, aye matey!
2024-05-22
Avast ye mateys! The swashbucklers in Mexico's Guerrero state be tellin' tales of four scallywags and two wenches found strangled and stacked like loot in the streets of Acapulco. Arrr, seems even landlubbers can't escape the wrath of Davy Jones' locker!
In the jargon of a 17th-century pirate, it be reported that the scallywags in Mexico have stumbled upon the corpses of four scurvy dogs and two lasses stacked like treasure on a street in the port city of Acapulco. Arrr, these poor souls were throttled and bound like prisoners walkin' the plank, found late on a moonless night. The authorities be keepin' their names a secret, as they be huntin' down the scurvy dogs responsible for this heinous act.Just last week, five carcasses were scattered like pieces of eight on another street in Acapulco, one of 'em bein' a hopeful for a council seat in a nearby town. The Mexican drug gangs be known for endin' lives by suffocation, be it with a noose or a piece of duct tape around the noggin. Aye, the violence be spreadin' like wildfire, with even the law enforcement officers bein' taken out in the crossfire.The city o' Acapulco be still recoverin' from the wrath of Hurricane Otis, which left a trail of destruction in its wake. The State Department be advisin' against travelin' to Guerrero State, where Acapulco lies, warnin' of rampant crime and violence. It be a treacherous land, where armed gangs rule the streets and travelers be at risk of bein' abducted.