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2024-05-21

Avast ye scallywags! The crew of 'Gutfeld!' be chattin' 'bout Michael Cohen's blabberin' in NY v. Trump. Did it help the prosecution or be it a blow to their sails? Tune in and find out, me hearties!

The defense rested in the Trump hush money trial, with Michael Cohen as the star witness for Alvin Bragg. However, Cohen's testimony fell apart, revealing his own theft from Trump's organization. The media, hoping for an epic takedown of Trump, were shocked by this admission. The prosecution seemed blindsided, highlighting Cohen's lack of credibility. The left's lawfare extends beyond Trump, targeting Republican lawyers and politicians. As Trump gains popularity in swing states, the left's tactics may backfire. If Trump wins, he'll control the DOJ, leading to potential payback. Meanwhile, Judge Juan Merchan has been treating Team Trump unfairly, allowing irrelevant testimony and berating Trump's lawyers. The trial has become a circus, with bizarre accusations and threats from the judge. It's time to end this affair and let America move on, leaving behind the chaos and absurdity of the courtroom.

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