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Ye scallywags! Judge says Florida can't be makin' criminals out o' them undocumented treasure seekers! Yo ho ho!

2024-05-22

Arrr mateys! The scallywags be tryin' to keep the land lubbers from settlin' in Florida without proper papers. They be wantin' to keep their treasures all to themselves, but we pirates ain't afraid of a little challenge! We'll find a way to plunder and pillage, ye can bet on that! Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, fer I have a tale to tell ye about the laws of the land in the fine state of Florida. It be said that the rulers of the land, in their infinite wisdom, did pass a provision to thwart the unauthorized immigrants from settlin' in their fair state. Aye, they did not want these landlubbers comin' in and takin' our jobs and makin' a ruckus!
So they did declare that any who be caught without proper papers would face the wrath of the law, and be sent packin' back to whence they came. Ah, the gall of these scallywags, thinkin' they can just waltz in and make a home for themselves without askin' permission!
But fear not me hearties, for we be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon, makin' sure no unauthorized immigrants be sneakin' in under cover of darkness. So heed the warnin', ye who dare to cross into Florida without proper papers, for the law be watchin' and ready to send ye back to Davy Jones' locker!

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