Yarr mateys! The Trump documents hearing be slower than a tortoise on rum! Aye, we be sparring for days!
2024-05-22
Arrr, the prosecutor didst squabble fiercely with Judge Aileen Cannon o'er a trifling matter, whilst the case doth drag on at a snail's pace. Methinks they be needin' a swig o' rum to settle their differences and expedite this here trial!
Arrr matey, a prosecutor be findin' 'imself in a right pickle with Judge Aileen Cannon. The scallywag dared to challenge the noble judge o'er a triflin' matter, causin' a commotion in the court. The case be movin' slower than a snail on a rum bender, with no end in sight.The prosecutor be walkin' on thin ice, testin' the patience of the honorable Judge Cannon. 'Tis a dangerous game he be playin', for ye know ye don't want to anger a judge, lest ye want to walk the plank.
But fear not, me hearties, for there be no blood spilled in this skirmish. 'Twas all in good fun, a jest between the prosecutor and the judge. The courtroom be filled with laughter, as the two banter like old shipmates.
So let us raise a tankard of grog to the prosecutor and Judge Cannon, for entertainin' us with their antics. May the case be resolved soon, so we can all go back to our piratin' ways. Arrr!