Avast ye mateys, I bring news of the latest bellowing and squawking at the court gathering!
2024-05-23
Arrr mateys! The scallywags from Northwestern, Rutgers, and UCLA be walkin' the plank next, accused of lettin' the cursed antisemitism run rampant on their campuses. The Republicans be lookin' to make 'em walk the plank for their crimes against the crown! Aye, tis a treacherous tale indeed!
Arrr mateys, ye won't believe the scandal brewin' in the halls of higher learnin'! The scallywags at Northwestern, Rutgers, and UCLA be under fire from them pesky Republicans for lettin' antisemitism run wild on their campuses. The leaders o' these schools be walkin' the plank as they face the wrath o' the political powers that be.Ye see, it be a tale as old as time - accusations o' discrimination, prejudice, and hatred runnin' rampant amongst the students and faculty. But this time, it be hittin' the big leagues, with the top brass at these prestigious universities facin' the music.
But fear not, me hearties, for this be a battle that ain't over yet. The leaders o' Northwestern, Rutgers, and UCLA be puttin' on their best pirate faces and preparin' to defend their honor. Will they walk the plank, or will they come out on top? Only time will tell in this epic saga o' higher education drama!