Trump be boastin' 'bout his connection to Putin, swearin' he can free Gershkovich! Arrr, what a scallywag!
2024-05-23
Aye, the Kremlin mouthpiece be swearin' on Davy Jones' locker that Captain Putin and that scallywag Trump have never crossed paths. Methinks they be keepin' their secrets buried deeper than Blackbeard's treasure! Arrr!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywags in the Kremlin be sayin' that President Putin of Russia ain't had no parley with former President Trump. Aye, ye heard me right, no contact at all between these two high-sea buccaneers. Ye know, it be quite a sight to imagine those two swashbucklers communicatin' or conspirin' together. But alas, it seems like they be sailin' in different directions.Now, I be wonderin' what be goin' on behind the scenes. Be they secretly sendin' messages through carrier pigeons or hidden messages in bottles? Or maybe they be usin' some sort of telepathy that only them scurvy dogs know about. It be a mystery fit for Davy Jones' locker!
But fear not me hearties, for the seas be full of other adventures and treasures to discover. Let's raise a toast to the Kremlin spokesman for entertainin' us with this tale of two mighty captains steerin' clear of each other. Mayhaps one day they'll cross paths again, but until then, let's enjoy the antics of these political pirates from afar.