Arrr! The land of America be at war, yet we ignore the scallywag enemy in our midst! Aye!
2024-05-23
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the public polling data be sayin' that keepin' the borders secure be a matter of great concern. The illegal immigration crisis be like a Kraken threatenin' our fair land. We best be keepin' a weather eye on that!
Arrr! Our recent adventure to the Southern border at Eagle Pass, Texas, be a sight to behold, me hearties! We spied scallywags strolling across our wide-open border, a humanitarian crisis ablaze, and the breakdown of law and order. 'Twas an invasion of our fair country, I tell ye!We parlayed with local officials who shared that back in 2019, the border was secure, and none of these calamities existed. They yearned for the cooperation and support of the federal government, which they were denied, arrr!Aye, America be locked in a fierce battle, not with Russia, China, or even those scurvy dogs from Hamas, but with the invasion on our southern border. The Biden administration and well-financed NGOs be aiding and abetting this treachery, caring naught for the security of our nation.The leftwing landlubbers prattle on about "regular migration," a fanciful term for open borders. 'Tis no secret they crave such chaos, and with Biden's help, their vile plans be coming to fruition.As we face a horde of fighting aged males from our enemies, our politicians in Washington do naught but twiddle their thumbs. 'Tis a planned raid on our country, and Washington's inaction be akin to Neville Chamberlain in the days before World War II, arrr!Even Biden's own FBI Director warns of the dangers seeping through our borders, yet the administration turns a blind eye. 'Tis up to us, the American people, to demand a strong and secure border, for the safety of our great nation, arrr!