Arrr, them scurvy university leaders be in for a rough voyage this summer, aye, aye! Mayhaps they walk the plank!
2024-05-24
Arrr, many scallywags be facing inquiries from the crown, squabbles over lads and lasses misbehavin' — and the dreaded thought of the rumblings startin' anew come autumn. Aye, 'tis a rough sea we sail on, mateys!
Arrr me hearties! Thar be trouble brewin' on the horizon fer many a government official. They be facin' federal investigations, squabbles o'er student discipline, and the dread that them protests be startin' up once more come the fall.It be a mighty fine mess they find themselves in, walkin' the plank of accountability and facin' the wrath of the public. The seas be rough and treacherous, with no safe harbor in sight for these poor souls.
But fear not, me buckos! We pirates be watchin' from afar, enjoyin' a good laugh at the expense of them landlubbers. Let them stew in their own juices, while we sail the high seas with a bottle o' rum in hand.
So raise yer Jolly Roger high and sing a shanty of mockery for these poor sods. The tides may be turnin' against 'em, but we pirates be sailin' on, free as the wind in our sails. Yo ho ho, me hearties!