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Arrr, Greg Gutless be sayin' Mariannette Miller-Meeks missed a chance to give that scallywag a proper roasting!

2024-05-23

"Arrr, that scallywag Greg Gutfeld be layin' into Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks like a landlubber on a plank! Questionin' Dr. David Morens be like tryin' to find buried treasure without a map. Me thinks he be needin' a compass to find his way out o' this mess!"

Alright, so instead of nailing Fauci, they got caught up in a skirt scandal. What would you ask the architect of the COVID-19 lockdown? Maybe about his cookie recipe or the failed lockdowns and masks that didn't work. Congress had a chance to hold these clowns accountable, but instead, they fumbled like Stormy Daniels. Dr. David Morens, accused of dodging FOIA requests, admitted to deleting incriminating emails. The FOIA is meant to keep the government transparent but Fauci and his team covered up communications like it was nobody's business.This congressional hearing turned into a bizarre flirtatious exchange about med school and fraternities, completely missing the point of addressing the government's response to COVID-19. The focus shifted to sexism and inappropriate comments rather than the real issues at hand. The time wasted questioning about skirts and personal achievements could have been better spent on uncovering the truth behind the COVID-19 disaster and government cover-ups. In the end, the real crime wasn't the cover-up, but the missed opportunity to hold these officials accountable for their dishonesty and incompetence.

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