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Avast ye scallywags! Two landlubbers be caught plottin' a knife attack at a German synagogue, off to the brig with 'em! Arrr!

2024-05-24

Arr, me hearties, the scallywags in Germany have nabbed two landlubbers plottin' a dastardly knife attack on ye worshipers at a synagogue! The scoundrels were caught red-handed on a Friday, bein' brought to justice by the authorities. Aye, justice be swift for these scallywags! Arrr!

Avast, me hearties! The German authorities have captured two scallywags suspected of planning a knife attack on worshipers at a synagogue in Heidelberg! Arrr, these bilge rats, aged 24 and 18, were nabbed in separate operations earlier this month in Baden-Wuerttember.They were overheard blabberin' about killin' visitors at the synagogue and then dyin' as martyrs, hopin' to be shot by the coppers. The scurvy dogs might be charged with conspiracy to commit murder, by Davy Jones' locker!The plot was uncovered when the older scallywag's den was searched on May 3. A bloody scuffle broke out, and a constable shot the rogue after he grabbed a cutlass. Messages exchanged by the two buccaneers in April also hinted at their dastardly plan.The younger lubber was captured on May 18, and both are German citizens, with the younger holdin' Turkish nationality. German leaders have been warnin' of the dangers of attacks on Jews, especially after the rumblings of anti-Semitism durin' the conflict between Israel and Hamas. So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, and be wary of these scallywags!

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