Arrr! Biden be plottin' tax treachery, the dreaded 'Butcher of Tehran,' and other scallywag tales from Fox News Opinion.
2024-05-24
Avast ye scallywags! Set yer sights on the latest missives from Fox News Opinion. And don't forget to feast yer eyes on the moving pictures of Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and other fine mates. Yarrr!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, let me tell ye about the latest news on Fox, mateys. First off, we have Hannity, who be tearin' apart the raid on Trump's Mar-a-Lago home, arguin' it be unfair. Then we have Hugh Hewitt, claimin' that if Trump be announcin' his national security team now, he be winnin' millions o' votes in the Fall.Arrr! And Jon Voight be spillin' the beans on how he ended up playin' an ex-KGB agent in 'Reagan'. Gutfeld be not too happy with Mariannette Miller-Meeks for not grilling a COVID official properly, sayin' she missed a chance to uncover the lives ruined.But hold onto yer hats, me hearties, 'cause the 'Butcher of Tehran' be sharin' his thoughts on Biden honorin' the Iran president. And Raymond Arroyo be showin' how VP Kamala Harris dropped the F-bomb and other blunders from Biden.Lastly, we have some scallywags talkin' about makin' college commencements boring again, Biden's tax deception, and Ben Carson warnin' about enemies bein' ignored in America's battle. So grab a tankard o' grog and check out all the political cartoons, me mateys!