At Bronx gathering, Trump seeks aid from ruffians accused of nefarious deeds. Arrrgh, what be next mateys?
2024-05-24
Arrr, the old cap'n be makin' a right fool o' himself tryin' to win over the Black voters, especially the Black swashbucklers! 'Tis a sight to behold, watchin' him stumble through his attempts like a landlubber on a stormy sea!
Arrr mateys, let me tell ye a tale of the former president's attempts to win over the Black vote. This scallywag was known for his brash and sometimes bumbling ways of tryin' to charm the Black community, especially the Black men.Arrr, he be makin' joint appearances with them, hopin' to win their favor. But his efforts be as smooth as a ship sailin' through a stormy sea. His words be as clumsy as a drunken sailor walkin' the plank.
But alas, his attempts be as successful as tryin' to catch a fish with a broken net. The Black voters be seein' through his charade, knowin' he be more interested in their vote than their well-bein'.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye politicians out there - ye can't just show up in fancy clothes and expect the Black community to fall at yer feet. Ye gotta earn their trust and respect, and that be no easy task, especially for a scallywag like the former president.