The Booty Report

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Arrr, Hillary be sayin' we could have plundered more booty in the fight for abortion rights, mateys!

2024-05-25

Arrr, in a foretellin' of tales to come, Mrs. Clinton be warnin' us that if that scallywag Trump be victor, we be doomed to never see another fair election again! Aye, the seas be rough and the winds be blowin' in a dire direction indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! In a recent tale from the high seas, it be said that Mrs. Clinton be spoutin' some mighty fine words about the scallywag Trump winnin' the election. She be warnin' that if that scurvy dog be takin' the crown, we may never see another fair election again! Shiver me timbers!
Now, I don't be knowin' 'bout you, but that be soundin' like a load o' bilge to me! The lass be talkin' like the world be endin' if Trump be takin' the helm. But fear not, me hearties! We be a tough lot, and we ain't goin' down without a fight!
So hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare to set sail into the stormy seas of politics! We be standin' strong and showin' them landlubbers that we won't be takin' their nonsense lyin' down! Arrr!

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