Arrr, me hearties! Five scallywags be aghast at Trump's Bronx shindig. Ye best believe it, mateys!
2024-05-25
Avast ye! The scallywags on MSNBC and them landlubber Democrats in New York be squawkin' like parrots about Trump's rally bein' "fake." Methinks they be needin' a good swig o' grog to clear their addled minds! Arrr!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, New York Democrats and liberal media figures be havin' a grand ol' time attacking President Trump for holdin' a campaign rally in the Bronx. The New York Post reported that a jolly crowd of 8,000-10,000 supporters turned up at Crotona Park, surpassing the Trump campaign's expectations. Even a CNN reporter was taken aback by the size of the crowd.But the scallywags on the left, from Gov. Kathy Hochul to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, along with their liberal mateys in the media, claimed the diverse crowd was "fake" and not to be taken seriously. They be spewin' venom and doubt, me hearties!From calling Trump supporters "clowns" to accusing the rally of bein' a stunt to pay legal fees, these salty Democrats be throwin' shade like a thunderstorm on the high seas. But Trump's supporters be undeterred, showin' up in droves to support their captain.So as the storm clouds gathered, the rain passed, and the rally went on with thousands in attendance. Trump be makin' history as the first Republican to campaign in New York City for the general election in many moons. Arrr, could he be the one to win the Empire State after all these years? Only time will tell, me hearties!