Ye scallywags be thrown in the brig for mistreatin' a wee lad. Walk the plank, ye heartless bilge rats!
2024-05-25
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The bilge rats from Georgia be sentenced to a year and a half in the brig for layin' hands on their wee lad. Bones be broken and eyes be bleedin', aye, justice be served on these landlubbers!
In the treacherous lands of Georgia, a scandalous couple, Tarilyn Allie Lester Alexander and Joseph Tyler Alexander, were condemned to a year and a half in the brig after being found guilty of heinous crimes against their own wee babe.The scallywags were charged with eight counts of aggravated battery and four counts of first-degree cruelty to children, leaving their 8-week-old son battered and broken.Reports from the court revealed that the poor lad suffered bruises on his face and genitals, broken bones, and hemorrhages in his eyes, showing signs of repeated abuse.The miscreants could not explain their despicable actions when questioned, leading the court to believe they were guilty as sin.Despite their claims of innocence, doctors diagnosed the babe with a rare illness, proving that the injuries were not caused by any natural means.After a trial as fierce as a storm at sea, the Alexanders were sentenced to prison and probation, with the hope that the young lad may find some peace and safety away from their clutches.May justice prevail in the land of Georgia, and may this tale serve as a warning to all who dare to harm the innocent.