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Arrr, word be spreadin' like wildfire 'bout Trump speakin' to the Libertarian crew. Some swabs be mighty upset!

2024-05-25

Arr mateys, the Libertarians be invitin' the former salty dog Donald J. Trump to speak at their gathering, causin' quite the ruckus among the crew. Methinks there be some stormy seas ahead as many be plannin' to show their displeasure. Ahoy, prepare to raise the Jolly Roger!

Arr mateys! The Libertarians be in a pickle, as they be invitin' that scallywag former President Trump to speak at their shindig. But the crew be divided, with some wantin' to give him a proper welcome, while others be ready to make him walk the plank!
There be rumblings among the leaders and delegates, with plans to give Trump a piece of their minds. Some be sayin' he be no true libertarian, while others be thinkin' he be bringin' in the booty and should be welcomed aboard.
The Libertarians be in for a wild ride, with tensions runnin' high and tempers flarin'. The convention be turnin' into a real swashbucklin' affair, with swords clinkin' and cannons firin'. Who knows what be happenin' when Trump takes the stage?
But one thing be for sure, this be one convention that won't be forgotten anytime soon. So grab yer eyepatch and yer parrot, me hearties, and get ready for a Libertarians' showdown of epic proportions!

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