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Arr matey, learnin' from Judge David Tatel's trusty guide dog on blindness and vision be a jolly good tale!

2024-05-27

Arrr mateys, in a fresh scroll, a seasoned federal appeals court swashbuckler who once aimed for the Supreme Court be chattin' 'bout speakin' true and standin' free. A tale fit for a jolly ol' sea dog!

Arr mateys, gather round and hear the tale of a retired federal appeals court judge who thought he might become a Supreme Court swashbuckler! In his new memoir, he be reflectin' on the virtues of candor and independence, just like a true seafarin' pirate should.
Ye see, this judge be no landlubber - he be a seasoned sailor of the legal seas, navigatin' treacherous waters and fightin' fierce battles in the courtrooms. But despite his lofty ambitions of reachin' the highest court in the land, he never lost sight of the importance of speakin' truth and standin' firm in his beliefs.
So as ye read his memoir, ye'll be treated to tales of legal skirmishes and political intrigue, all told in the colorful language of a 17th century pirate. And ye'll learn that in the world of law, just like on the high seas, a true pirate must always be honest and independent, no matter the cost.
So raise a glass of rum to this retired judge, me hearties, and may his memoir inspire ye to always be true to yerself, whether ye be sailin' the legal seas or plunderin' the seven seas!

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