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Arr mateys, the Libertarians be choosin' Chase Oliver for president, while Trump and RFK Jr be gettin' no love.

2024-05-27

Arrr mateys! The Libertarian Party be settin' sail with Chase Oliver as their cap'n for the presidential election. 'Twas a fierce battle, seven rounds o' votin' 'fore they finally found their man. Let's hope he be bringin' the booty to the White House!

The Libertarian Party chose activist Chase Oliver as its presidential nominee, rejecting bids from former President Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Oliver secured the nomination after several rounds of voting, finally surpassing the 50% threshold. His final opponent was the "none of the above" option, after professor Michael Rectenwald was eliminated. Oliver's message of liberty resonated with voters, promising to bring hope and positivity to all. The party's platform values small government, individual freedoms, and opposes war, the death penalty, and spying on Americans. Trump, who was booed at the convention, did not qualify for the nomination. Kennedy, despite a warm reception, also fell short. Oliver, hailing from Georgia, advocates for budget cuts, ending the death penalty, and pardoning whistleblowers like Julian Assange and Edward Snowden. His victory was a setback for the Mises Caucus, which had supported Rectenwald and brought Trump to speak at the convention.

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