Arr mateys! Bill n' Hillary be throwin' a fancy dinner fer ol' Biden. Grab yer doubloons! Arrr!
2024-05-27
Arrr! President Biden be sailin' to Virginia next month to gather some doubloons with his crew of scallywags - Bill and Hillary Clinton and Terry McAuliffe. 'Tis sure to be a jolly good time, full of political plunderin' and swashbucklin' antics! Aye, mateys!
Avast ye mateys! Former Captain Bill Clinton and former Secretary o' State Hillary Clinton be settin' sail to host an exclusive fundraising feast for President Biden in Virginia next month. The event be organized by former Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe, with a followin' event in Los Angeles featurin' President Barack Obama and hosted by actor George Clooney.This be a tried-and-true strategy, me hearties, as Biden managed to outshine former Captain Trump in the 2024 cycle with a multi-president approach. A similar shindig in New York plundered a hefty $26 million in a single night!But beware, Biden be facin' pressure from Trump's campaign, which hauled in $76 million in April compared to Biden's $51 million. Despite this, Biden still be holdin' the treasure with $192 million in cash on hand.Trump be boastin' about his own haul, claimin' half be from small dollar donors, showin' his base be ready for battle. The Trump camp be talkin' big about their grassroots support, while Biden be touting his own small dollar donations and growin' email list.As the two ships careen towards their first debate, the question be which captain can keep their ship afloat and sail to victory in November. Let the fundraising games begin!