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Arr, Trump be embracin' his outlaw reputation as his trial be comin' to a close! Yo ho ho!

2024-05-28

Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywag former president be makin' friends with fellow scoundrels and knaves as he awaits judgment in Manhattan. Tis a motley crew he's gatherin', aye, full o' swindlers and bilge rats alike!

Arrr mateys, listen here as I tell ye a tale of the former president of these lands. He be in some hot waters in Manhattan, facing a potential verdict for his deeds.
But instead of facing the music alone, that scallywag has been cozying up to his fellow defendants and those already convicted of crimes. Aye, he be forming a motley crew of miscreants, hoping to sway the jury in his favor.
It be like a band of pirates banding together to defend their ill-gotten treasures. There be whispers of backroom deals and shady schemes to escape the judgment of the law.
But as the trial draws near, the former president be sailing into dangerous waters. Will his alliances hold true, or will they mutiny against him in the end? Only time will tell, mateys. But one thing be for certain - this be a trial worth watching, with more twists and turns than a stormy sea.

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